February 2012
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Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||
Yer a wizard: ||||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||
Pick your starter: |
SBurb is downloading: |||
Welcometo Humanoid City: |||
I love you:
Welcome to Narnia: |
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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“No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.”
– Victor Hugo (via iwanttheairwaves) Oh, look who popped up on my dash! Happy birthday, Mr. Hugo!
Feb 26th
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Meet my dog, ladies and gentlemen.
Kate: Oh my God, my dog is so pathetic looking.
Me: I went downstairs before and found my dog on the couch under a blanket, hugging her stuffed pig, with her head on a pillow as she watched Say Yes to the Dress.
Kate: ...never mind, you win.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
ANOTHER PAPER FINISHED.
Too bad I still can’t sleep. Oh, midterm week. I wish I could kick you in the balls right now.
Feb 26th
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I just got my 150th follower!
Welcome, odettenoir! Thank you for following!
Feb 26th
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odettenoire: HEY HEY HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT TODAY’S VICTOR HUGO’S BIRTHDAY GUYS GUYS HE’S 210 GUYS VICTOR HUGO THE VICTOR HUGO GUYS I KIND OF REALLY WANT TO BAKE A CAKE. (As if I ever need a reason to bake anything…)
Feb 26th
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Sitting here, drinking straight from a 2-liter...
I STILL HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO, I CAN’T GET TIRED, PEOPLE. Someone come and take the papers and textbooks away…
Feb 26th
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themindislimitless asked: 1, 5, 10
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“Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many...”
– Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes (via larmoyante)
Feb 26th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My period is irregular and I need birth control to regulate it. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Feb 26th
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My mom is so freakin' cute.
Mom: Hey! I finished a whole crossword puzzle!
Me: You always finish the whole crossword puzzle. Every day?
Mom: Yeah, but I can't finish THIS one. *flips over newspaper to a new puzzle and sighs* It's the hard kind...
Feb 26th
Feb 25th
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BAMBI'S ON TV.
I’m just a little excited.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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So my art history take home exam?
Three questions. Three. Tiny. Questions. TINY PORTUGUESE PROFESSOR, I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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So I'm driving to the library and I'm listening to...
And a news story comes on. What is the story about? How Brad Pitt lost his cellphone. I lose my cellphone every day. I lose my cellphone while it’s still in my purse. Rest in peace, journalism.
Feb 25th
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Close reading essays make me laugh/make me feel...
It’s all bullshit. All of it. I just wrote a page and a half discussing the word ‘purpose’ and how it relates to feminism and motherhood. A page and a half. About one word. Well, a page and a half is still damn good. AND BILLY ELLIOT CAME IN THE MAIL. Guess what Iiiiiii’ll be doiiiiing…
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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It seems fitting that jk rowling wrote a young...
thethiefsdownfall: thelostie: jk rowling i love you
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Five Reasons I don't Assign Homework →
world-shaker: A short, but provocative article. This one may be the most incendiary thing on the list: 3 — Homework impinges upon a student’s time with family and on other, more valuable, activities — like play. As Alfie Kohn states in The Homework Myth, why should children be asked to work a second shift? It’s unconscionable to send children to work for nearly eight hours a day, then have...
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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This could save someone. Just by you reblogging...
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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I'M GRADUATING.
My analysis of academic progress no longer says ANYTHING about missing requirements. I. Could. Cry.
Feb 22nd
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I'm giving up tumblr for Lent.
fishingboatproceeds: …is an example of something I would say if I had willpower or moral courage.
Feb 22nd
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It's fun when your work shift doesn't start for...
I know, it’s totally fun.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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So I'm walking home from studying at the library...
And I walk past a tree. And on the tree is a white sheet. And on the sheet, in purple paint, it says: Hey you- I know I’m just a sheet but you’ve got the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. Love, Sheet. Guys, I just got hit on by a sheet and I don’t care.
Feb 22nd
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OOTD post? OOTD post.
Because sometimes it’s nice to feel cute.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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