December 2010
2010?
It’s been real?
But I truly never want to see you again for as long as I live.
For your pleasure: A condensed version of the...
Me: So there's a thirty year old at work who asked me out for drinks.
Mom: Is he attractive?
Me: ...why does everyone ask that?
Mom: He could be your sugar daddy.
day nine: something you're proud of in the past...
I’m proud of last night. I was completely miserable, just feeling…lonely. Thinking about how, in the past semester, I’ve had probably five guys after me and I’ve rejected every single one. Why?
Because I’m a coward. And I’m terrified of letting them in.
But I wasn’t in the mood for a pity party so I took a long shower and then immediately had an intense...
I think it's time that
I kicked the self-pity in the balls…
And had an intimate date with the yoga mat.
“Where are the people?” resumed the little prince at last. “It’s a little lonely in the desert…” “It is lonely when you’re among people, too,” said the snake.
Oh, and Sonic fails.
I ordered a bacon cheeseburger?
And they forgot to put bacon on it.
Really? Because I…I’m pretty that that’s uh…in the title of the meal right there…
day eight: short term goals for this month and...
…totally wrote this last night and Tumblr deleted it.
Just three:
-CLEAN MY ROOM. It’s bad. Really bad. You can’t look anywhere without finding a shoe.
-Get my goddamn permit. Why? Because I’m sick of that stupid question every twenty seconds. “When are you getting your license? Oh my God, you’re 21 and you don’t have your license? Lauren, you need to...
Day Seven: A picture of someone/something that has...
I don’t have a picture of her online.
But my mom makes me a better person every day. All of my friends adore her and call her ‘Mama C’ and there’s a reason for it. She’s the best mother you could ever ask for. And this summer when she was diagnosed with Leukemia and I was needed at home, I never complained. My mother needed me and I was proud to be the daughter that...
reblog if you want an anon’s honest opinion about...
comicallyvariant:
nikkikrzebiot:
plumblealong:
iamaspeckofdust:
*deep breath* Go for it.
I am honestly this bored. (not that I ever get any responses to this kind of thing)
Why not?
I’m bored, why not.
Eh, come at me.
Day Six: Favorite superhero and why.
…so…*cough* I might be a bit biased here?
Rogue. From X-Men. She’s kickass, she’s got brown AND white hair (like yours truly), and there’s TOTALLY something going on with her and Logan.
Just sayin’.
Day Three: A picture of you and your friends....
So I KNEW that I was going to feel guilty for Liz not being in that Rep picture…
So here. My favorite picture of me and Liz…and Katy. Honestly, Katy’s probably the reason why I love this picture so much.
Day Five: A picture of someplace you've been to.
See this really cool stage? This would be at The Social in downtown Orlando. AKA, where I had my Move conference for TWLOHA. I practically lived here for three days and it easily became home to me.
I know. A conference in a bar/concert venue. It was so kickass, you don’t even know…
Day Four: A habit you wish you didn't have.
(I’m behind, so I’m catching up today. Do forgive me.)
Well…I kicked the capital-H Habit already. (It’ll be three years soon! Go me!)
But another one is stressing the small stuff. Even as little as being punctual, I stress SO badly. I never have a moment of relaxation because I’ll find SOMETHING to worry about.
I’m paranoid. What can I say?
Day Three: A picture of you and your friends.
Confession time: I’ve been avoiding this one just because I’m too lazy to go find pictures that include ALL of my friends. But I’ll do it! I will!
The best friend. This is sort of a perfect representation of us.
The other best friend! This was us at the WORST CONCERT EVER. Which should’ve been the best concert ever? Because it was Switchfoot and the Goo Goo Dolls? But...
[bashes face on table]
Just when I get rid of Latin kid hitting on me/throwing books at me…
Now I’ve got Jeff at work asking me out every twenty seconds. The thirty year old special ed teacher.
Lord above? Can you give me a break for just ONE day? Just one, I don’t ask for much here…
Love is
sitting on a loveseat with two of your best friends, eating mango ice cream, watching Hotel for Dogs, and crying because the puppies are sad.
Apparently, I don't just watch children at work...
Melissa: *GASPS* My mommy and daddy bought me Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer on DVD! And my mommy and I watched it and giggled together...
Day Two: The meaning behind your tumblr name.
So a few years ago, I started a mixtape project where I had some penpals and we all swapped mixtapes with different themes. It lasted…oh, a month or so.
Postage is expensive.
But it was a lot of fun. I made a username on my old blog just for that project and then just stuck with it.
day one: a recent picture and fifteen interesting...
The scent of Vera Wang perfume makes me cry. Without fail.
Gummi bears are my favorite candy ever.
I’m a junior in college, double-majoring in English and Classical Studies and double-minoring in Creative Writing and Latin. My parents only know about the English part.
Within the past, oh, month or so, I’ve grown addicted to fashion blogs. This one has become my person favorite. I...
Only while cleaning a college apartment...
Me: ...I just found some cashews under your sofa.
Ryan: I'm elbow deep in grime? I can't help you right now.
...a spoonerism of sorts...
Melissa: *while watching House Bunny* I love that they're playing a song by that guy's band in the background. Oh. Oh wait, no, that's Girls Like Balls--...I mean...Boys. Oh my God, can you quote me on that? Don't do Facebook, do Tumblr.
hrhelizabethiii asked: Brunettes, you say? We can work with that....
DISNEY MFK: Thomas (Pocahontas), All-Grown-Up Andy (Toy Story 3), or Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)?
DISNEY MFK: Thomas (Pocahontas), All-Grown-Up Andy (Toy Story 3), or Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)?
...what have we become...
Johnette: You're fine! You're fine! You got a hat! *puts unfinished scarf on my head*
Me: ...I feel like a Quaker.
Melissa: A SEXY Quaker...
hrhelizabethiii asked: Brunettes, you say? We can work with that....
DISNEY MFK: Thomas (Pocahontas), All-Grown-Up Andy (Toy Story 3), or Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)?
DISNEY MFK: Thomas (Pocahontas), All-Grown-Up Andy (Toy Story 3), or Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)?
hrhelizabethiii asked: MORE DISNEY NON-PRINCES!
***Super-Buff-Manly-Men Edition***
MFK: Gaston, Hercules, Tarzan?
***Super-Buff-Manly-Men Edition***
MFK: Gaston, Hercules, Tarzan?
hrhelizabethiii asked: MORE DISNEY NON-PRINCES!
***Super-Buff-Manly-Men Edition***
MFK: Gaston, Hercules, Tarzan?
***Super-Buff-Manly-Men Edition***
MFK: Gaston, Hercules, Tarzan?
Please Disregard Fragments of Chocolate.
maybeimarabbit:
I’m awesome. Please refer to
[ http://twenty4mixtapes.tumblr.com/post/2383945385/please-disregard-fragments-of-chocolate ]
Proof. The note on our bathroom floor.
comicallyvariant asked: Marry Fuck Kill, Disney edition! Aladdin, Eric, Beast.
comicallyvariant asked: Marry Fuck Kill, Disney edition! Aladdin, Eric, Beast.
Please disregard fragments of chocolate.
Melissa: OH crap, I have to clean the bathroom.
Me: What? No, it's fine.
Melissa: No, I just dropped chocolate on the floor. Like fragments of chocolate. Like, they missed the trash can. I should leave a post-it.
comicallyvariant asked: Joseph Fiennes, Glen Hansard, James Dean. GO.
comicallyvariant asked: Joseph Fiennes, Glen Hansard, James Dean. GO.
Reblog if you want a marry, fuck, kill in your ask...
comicallyvariant:
supcakes:
rabbichang:
Lets do this shit, I’m bored.
Save me from my k-hole of introspection, dudes.
Okay, I’m bored enough right now. Nothing too weird, please?
(I know I know that’s an invitation for weirdness)
Do your worst, friends.
Dear Celtic Mythology:
I really don’t care how Cuchulainn was begotten. Or what happened to the Two Pig Keepers when they quarreled. Or what happened with Aife’s one son.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY BEDROOM AND CROCHET AND THINK ABOUT HAPPY THINGS.
The end.
Stealing this from Liz because I can.
Day 01- A recent picture of you and 15 interesting facts about yourself Day 02- The meaning behind your Tumblr name Day 03- A picture of you and your friends Day 04- A habit that you wish you didn’t have Day 05- A picture of somewhere you’ve been to Day 06- Favorite super hero and why Day 07- A picture of someone/something that has the biggest impact on you Day 08- Short term goals for this month...