March 2012
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I don't care HOW mature you are...
When your art history professor uses the term ‘flying buttress’, you giggle.
OH AND CAMPING.
Don’t forget camping!
HELP.
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So my roommate is turning 22.
She loves Disney, country music, Julia Child, and she wants to wear a dress.
WHAT should we do for her party?
HELP US OUT PEOPLE. WE’VE GOT NOTHING.
February 2012
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itschaddavis:
Tony Bennett, Norah Jones- Speak...
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It's lovely being in the office by myself.
I actually got work done, too. Go figure.
(Mostly, I looked on Amazon for car washing kits. No joke. I’m so excited for Spring Break. I JUST WANT TO CLEAN, EVERYONE.)
Henry Green approves.
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Which 3 words would you rather hear? Put a | next...
I'm the Doctor: ||||
Yer a wizard: ||||
I'm Sherlock Holmes: |||
Pick your starter: |
SBurb is downloading: |||
Welcometo Humanoid City: |||
I love you:
Welcome to Narnia: |
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“No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come.”
– Victor Hugo (via iwanttheairwaves)
Oh, look who popped up on my dash!
Happy birthday, Mr. Hugo!
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Meet my dog, ladies and gentlemen.
Kate: Oh my God, my dog is so pathetic looking.
Me: I went downstairs before and found my dog on the couch under a blanket, hugging her stuffed pig, with her head on a pillow as she watched Say Yes to the Dress.
Kate: ...never mind, you win.
ANOTHER PAPER FINISHED.
Too bad I still can’t sleep.
Oh, midterm week. I wish I could kick you in the balls right now.
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I just got my 150th follower!
Welcome, odettenoir! Thank you for following!
odettenoire:
HEY HEY HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT TODAY’S VICTOR HUGO’S BIRTHDAY GUYS GUYS HE’S 210 GUYS VICTOR HUGO THE VICTOR HUGO GUYS
I KIND OF REALLY WANT TO BAKE A CAKE.
(As if I ever need a reason to bake anything…)
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Sitting here, drinking straight from a 2-liter...
I STILL HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO, I CAN’T GET TIRED, PEOPLE.
Someone come and take the papers and textbooks away…
themindislimitless asked: 1, 5, 10
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“Human beings can withstand a week without water, two weeks without food, many...”
– Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes (via larmoyante)
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My period is irregular and I need birth control to regulate it. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
My mom is so freakin' cute.
Mom: Hey! I finished a whole crossword puzzle!
Me: You always finish the whole crossword puzzle. Every day?
Mom: Yeah, but I can't finish THIS one. *flips over newspaper to a new puzzle and sighs* It's the hard kind...
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BAMBI'S ON TV.
I’m just a little excited.
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So my art history take home exam?
Three questions.
Three. Tiny. Questions.
TINY PORTUGUESE PROFESSOR, I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW.
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So I'm driving to the library and I'm listening to...
And a news story comes on. What is the story about?
How Brad Pitt lost his cellphone.
I lose my cellphone every day. I lose my cellphone while it’s still in my purse.
Rest in peace, journalism.
Close reading essays make me laugh/make me feel...
It’s all bullshit. All of it.
I just wrote a page and a half discussing the word ‘purpose’ and how it relates to feminism and motherhood.
A page and a half.
About one word.
Well, a page and a half is still damn good. AND BILLY ELLIOT CAME IN THE MAIL.
Guess what Iiiiiii’ll be doiiiiing…
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